Boys Behaving Badly

Boys are just like little girls when it comes to handling their problems. What was supposed to be a "guys night" among me and the housemates quickly became awkward and filled to the brim with no conversation. The silent treatment ran rampant. And I had nothing to do with it. It's odd when the homo out of six guys is the least dramatic one. Think on that. Boys behave just as badly, just as catty, and just as passive aggressive as girls. They don't share well. They don't communicate well. They don't play nice. They don't forgive. They overreact. They're selfish. And they roll their eyes in ways that would put Regina George to shame. It's enough to make a boy straight. Oh! They also care about fashion just as much as girls, or gays, but it's just a different kind of fashion. Football fashion. Jerseys. They, and I saw this first hand, will TiVo pause the game to check out a teams new jersey design. Then discuss it for several minutes. No joke. Next time I get criticized for commenting on the new stuff at Macys, I'm totally bringing that up and throwing it in their face. See we behave just like girls. We just don't talk about it. Because we don't communicate. Because we don't show emotions. Because we're stupid. Which makes us behave badly. So we end up behaving like little girls.....