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The mall I work in today had adopt-a-cat tables in the middle of it all afternoon...I can not begin to describe how difficult it was for me to not take one home with me. Of course it would have to be black. I'm partial to all feline friends, but black cats are my blood. They are the most mysterious and alluring animal I've ever encountered. I'm drawn to them. I don't know why, it's long and detailed. I've explained it before, and people get it then, but it doesn't translate very well via words. It's a conversation that merits arm motions and facial expressions. So, basically, an Italian conversation. Speaking of which, I almost had to break a mans knee caps today at work due to the fact that he was being an enormous asshole. He had my manager in tears, and was being so disrespectful that I was about to lean across the check out counter and punch this bastard out. He wasn't even in the right, he was just another idiot who wanted to cheat the system and get his own way and decided that while attempting to do so he would be as obnoxious as possible. I don't care who you are or where you come from, sometimes the only thing that is going to put you in your place is a good ass kicking. Maybe while you are laid out on the floor bleeding you can reconsider your life and your attitude. If there hadn't been small children around or within hearing distance, I would have done it. And I would have gotten away with it. So not only do I get points for not buying a kitten, I also get points for not doing some social justice. Oh! Speaking of that, me and the guys saw "Law Abiding Citizen" at the cheapy theater yesterday, sick movie!!! Awesome and thrilling, makes you sweat in your seat. It was really good. And I liked the message it had. It was friggin good. So after working nine and half hours, and staying late to fix a problem with the drawers, I came home and kicked off my shoes, curled up on the couch and watched old episodes of ALIAS.
In my friggin dreams!
I unloaded the dish washer and then emptied the sink and did the dishes that were sitting in it.
I then cleaned all the counters in the kitchen.
Gathered up all the recycling and took it outside.
Wiped down the table and cleaned it off.
Got the mail.
Took the pup out.
Scrubbed the counters and the stove top.
Took out the garbage and put a new bag in it.
Cleaned up the bathroom.
Created a wall in the bathroom (no other way to really described it)
Hung up a new lamp in the bathroom.
And I still have to shave and shower.
I was hoping to work out....but it looks like I'll do chin ups at the very most.

Or at the very most, keep my chin up. Get it? See what I did there? Eh, eh, kinda funny, right?

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I need sleep