Nice Umbrella

I wanna be an Avenger. I would be good at it. It's the soft core version of being a Bristow, also it would mean having a tailor. The umbrella is also totally kick ass. I would love to just carry the umbrella, look completely GQ approved and occasionally have to lay a smack down on some buggary idiot. The bowler hat is also snazzy. And, if I'm basing this off of the Ralph Fiennes version, I would look mighty good in just a towel. Although, vanity in full force now, I'm getting sorta impressed with the mirror when I look at it. Working out everyday is becoming a must have. Not because of the effects, although I like those, it's because I need that adrenaline rush. I need the cardio high. The blood pumping. It makes me more focused, it allows me to do more in one day, it gives me energy to take care of those around me. The last time I was in the greatest shape of my life it was because I associated looking good with control. It was high school, and there is nothing you can control in high school, so I made sure I was fit and trim. Nowadays I need to be at the top of my game physically so that I can do perform my best. Being involved in as many lives as I am, could make a boy tired. But I love all my friends and family so much that I can't be tired. I want to be there for everyone, I want to help, protect, defend, support and care for those around me. So I need to be fit and centered. I say and explain all of this because I can't help but feel like the sky may or may not crack open and let loose with the rain sometime soon. It's this sneaking suspicion that it's all going to come down, and if this does happen, I would like to be ship shape. In all ways of that phrase. If I am going to have to start carrying my stylish, metaphorical umbrella to block the rain and the bad guys, I'm glad that I'm in the best shape of my life...yet again. It kind of makes sense to be at the top of your game when you are in the stages and ages of my life. When you have the least solid ground, you should make your body as solid as possible. Plus it is a great way to release the bad juju that you can amass in just one day. Or even from just one shift at work. So yes, I may be carrying my nice umbrella, but don't let that fool you. I'll block the rain and take the punch if it means helping those I love.

"So much for science, I'll stick to swordplay." -John Steed