New York Boys

(horn intro)

Who wants a boy who acts like New York?
They're always so busy,
It's kind of a pity.
Just like wine, make you tipsy

New York boys are so dangerous
Little monsters you just can't trust.
Slight of hand and quick of tongue
One kiss, two kiss and then they're done

Who wants a boy who acts like New York?
They're always so loud,
So full and so proud.
Just like cabs, knock you down.

New York boys are so notorious
Headlines have always warned us.
Forget your wallet and guard your heart,
You'll fall for them before it starts.

Who wants a boy who acts like New York?
They've all got vagabond shoes.
Pretty words that give you the blues.
Bedroom eyes to match their tattoos.

(horn solo)

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today.
Who wants a boy who acts like New York, New York
Can't handle these boys, So I can not stay.
I can't be a part of it no more, no more.

Who wants a boy who acts like New York?
They’ve got no real rhymes,
And they lack all reasons.
Like fashion, it all changes by seasons.

(horn outro)


“Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.” -Mae West